Shiity Country Politics , Government, and Accumulating Shits for Spectator

As we all know the political front is getting out of hands in a shitty country. There's a three way fight going on. One is the current defending champion, one is a pretender, and another one is a so called "prodigal son". It's a three way fight and everyone has a nickname. Must be canggih la those keng people have nickname want ma. Eg rocket ronaldo, fedex for federer, so this three person also have a nickname of their own.

1. Representing first in the blue corner it's the defending champion. Flip flop!!!
His finishing move is to act differently in a second from whatever he said previously. With this finishing move, he can cause suffering to the "spectators". During the suffering, he can sleep as well. He even have henchman that can overwrite the referee's decision. The henchman can do anything to the spectators or anyone in the country without any judgement. OMG he's the greatest!
2. Representing the blue corner is the pretender nickname C4. This is a sleek old little fella. He can corrupt his way to the victory. He will even swear and provide stupid information to beat any other contestants(ok this is not making any sense). But he has the ultimate c4 the greatest finishing move of all time!!! Maybe he CS too much hahaah

3. Lastly this is an unknown quantity. Either he's the great pretender or a messiah. But from what i see a great pretender he might be. Ermm I'll say 70-30. Will know by next month as the fight will resume. Now it's more a stalemate. Hopefully he'll be the messiah like V!!!!!


That's all for the preview of the matchup. Stay tuned!
***do some decryption pls ***